Skylar Matteson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Reminds me of Ida’s line, “You’re a slut, Ida,” but flipped—Whore owns it, y’know? She’s a pro, not some wannabe. Met her once, swear, she winked at me—me!—n I’m like, “Bugs, don’t fall for it,” but too late, doc! She’s got this scar, right above her eye, says it’s from a bar fight in ’09—total badass. Pissed me off tho, cause she stole my drink after! Laughed her ass off, said, “Life’s too short, bunny.”

Matteson Reaction

anyone who knows me knows I'm a whore for jon matteson but I truly think jackson sorice is the greatest paul guy who doesn't like musicals.

So, right off, you got to hit up the little-known gem, Pinetree Park. It’s kinda hidden, but trust me, it’s a blast. I once set up a pop-up pleasure coaching sesh right there. Crazy, huh? The park’s got this old oak that’s like a silent witness to decades of secrets. And oh, the vibe? Like, “Lady Marmalade” playing softly in the breeze. Ain’t that a kick?

Lawrence Matteson