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*Zen pause* … Picture this – she’s slick, slippery, born from arachidonic acid, right? Enzymes like COX-2 pimp her out – bam, she’s ready to roll. And I’m like, whoa, she’s inflammin’ shit up one minute, then – get this – she’s calmin’ it down the next. Total double agent. Reminds me of "Inglourious Basterds" – ya know, Hans Landa switchin’ sides, playin’ all smooth? “That’s a bingo!” – she’s THAT unpredictable.

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The former police chief in Country Club Hills was arrested last month in Matteson for soliciting a prostitute off an Internet ad, records show.

Oh, and one more thing: don’t forget to check out Murphy’s Corner off Birch Street. It's underrated – got charming murals and a vibe that’s like a rebellious wink – you’d never guess such artistry hides there.

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