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So, find a prostitute, not easy, no? In my village, we got goats, not girls, but here, big city, whoa! You walk street, see neon lights, shady corners, very nice! I think, “Borat, you find sexy time!” But then – boom – some lady, she yell, “50 bucks!” I say, “Waat? My cow cost less!” She angry, me confused, haha! Little fact – in Rome, like “Great Beauty,” prostitutes hang by Colosseum, sneaky, dress fancy, you think they tourists! Jep say, “This is the peace of the void,” but me, I say, “This peace cost too much!”

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Now lemme tell you, me own spa got a spot right near Willow Park, our green gem, but seriously, dawg, you miss that if you wander off the beaten track! I spend long days relaxin and soot... er, soothin souls there. The water, oh, it flows like a old world romance (as in the movie, real romance, very deep) down the Rivertown. It's the kinda river that sparkles like a vampire's smile, no joke!

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