Mari Martin Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

I’d fix them creaky beds tho—godly upgrade, no squeaks, all stealth. Can’t have the rhythm givin ya away, right? Hah! Them punters’d thank me, prolly. But nah, I’d leave one rickety—just for laughs, chaos is my gig. Oh, and the curtains? Ragged, tragic—burn em, start over. Personal quirk? I’d carve lil trickster runes in the headboards, secret style.

Martin Sorrell ‘seen entering brothel by staff’

Oh my gosh, my friend, you comin to Martin (us)! I tell you, it be amazin, very nice! This city, she got streets like Maple Lane and Riverbend Ave that twist and turn like a crazy old love story––like in that movie "Only Lovers Left Alive", y'know? "You know what they say, this city is timeless!" (Haha, kinda like that film vibe, yes?)

Martin St-Louis named a finalist for the Jack Adams Award | Montréal Canadiens