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About Phoenix

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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As always, the brunette witch had proven herself to be QUITE the overachiever. To start with, she'd written the words 'STUPID WHORE' across Marietta's face in.

I often wander by the Big Chicken. Yessir, a chicken! Silly but iconic, makes me smile every time – just like a funny flashback to "A Separation." Reminds me: "It’s the only way to live with dignity," sorta like each cluck means hope! Wow, deep, huh?

Marietta Opens Playoffs with Win over North Atlanta