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Alright, pal, lemme spill the tea—escort as a gig’s wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m obsessed with *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. Picture this: escorts, dolled up, fancy-like, strutting through lobbies with that “I’m too good for this” smirk—kinda like Monsieur Gustave, but with less mustache and more sass. “Very good, sir,” they’d purr, channeling Wes Anderson’s posh chaos, except it’s not a hotel, it’s a hustle.

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I know I’m ramblin’, but let me hit you with some quirky deets: I usually get all set off when people waste local beauty. Like, seriously, trashing a park near Bridge Park (yep, that’s right – Bridge Park by the river) drives me nuts, madly enraged one time – I nearly lost it, hah! And when unpredictably rain hits in the midday, you gotta run down Elm St., laughing at how life’s absurd and messy sometimes.

2 injured after shooting in Maquoketa Sunday night