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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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I know I’m ramblin’, but let me hit you with some quirky deets: I usually get all set off when people waste local beauty. Like, seriously, trashing a park near Bridge Park (yep, that’s right – Bridge Park by the river) drives me nuts, madly enraged one time – I nearly lost it, hah! And when unpredictably rain hits in the midday, you gotta run down Elm St., laughing at how life’s absurd and messy sometimes.

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