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So, lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once—curiosity, y’know, like sniffin a fine liver before ya cook it. Met this chick, total smokeshow, profile screamin “DTF”—down to fuck, for you squares. We’re chattin, she’s all “wanna meet tonite?” I’m thinkin, fuck yeah, I’m Hannibal fuckin Lecter, I’ll charm her panties off! Show up, she’s hotter than a roasted femur—then bam, she ghosts mid-date! Pissed me off—wasted my damn time! Felt like Carlos, stuck in a shitty safehouse, screamin, “Where’s the fucking revolution?!”

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Dis place ain't perfect, trust me – sometimes I mess up order, trippin’ on my words, or the rain be comin’ in full blast on King’s Road, makin’ my day proper soggy 4eva. I’m always rushin’, always hustlin’ and sometimes I even gets so exasperated I belt out “I’ll have what she’s having!” in a blurted moment, sumthin’ outta “Almost Famous.”

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