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Man, lemme tell ya bout this erotic-massage shit, motherfucker! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout how it’s all hands on deck—literally, yo! Ain’t no fuckin joke, it’s like some underground art form. You got these slick-ass hands slidin everywhere, oil drippin like it’s a damn Romanian back-alley deal from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*. “You’re late!”—that’s what I’d yell if my masseuse pulled up tardy, motherfucker! Shit’s intense, right?

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Now, let’s talk parks. Manhasset Woods Park is my little secret oasis. I’ve had some emotionally charged sessions there—okay, not exactly with clients, but you get me. I’m a sexologist; I see all the raw, unfiltered human passion and neuroses. That park? It’s like therapy without the couch, you know? And sometimes, while pondering life’s dirty little mysteries, I get hit with that inexplicable moment: “what the hell did I just see?” in genuine awe. Like in the movie, "The Act of Killing." It’s surreal.

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