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D’oh! Here’s a kicker—didya know some places use warm stones? Freaky, right? Like, “Hey, put rocks on me, sexy!” Total “Toni Erdmann” move—awkward but genius. I’d prolly spill the oil, tho—clumsy ol’ me. Thinkin’ bout it, erotic-massage is sneaky—starts chill, then boom, you’re half-naked wonderin’ if Marge’d approve. “It’s not about the wig,” Toni’d say, but I’m like, “It’s all about the rub, baby!”

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So, buddy, pack light, bring your wits, and prepare for a weird, thrilling ride in Manhasset. The streets speak in riddles, parks whisper secrets, and even the rivers murmur out “fuck it, let’s live!” I'll be here, ranting, raving, and occasionally wondering, “What the hell is it all about?” in true Larry David fashion. Enjoy, alright? Messy, honest, and a bit off the cuff—just how life’s meant to be.

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