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So there’s this bird—legs like a racehorse, skirt shorter than a cow’s temper. I’m buzzin, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in shit! “You’re late,” she snaps, all sassy, an I’m like, “Darlin, I milked fifty cows today, gimme a break!” Reminds me of that movie line—“Don’t look at me like that!”—she’s givin me the stink-eye, but I’m too knackered to care. We haggle—tenner short, she’s fumin, I’m laughin—prossies got more grit than Churchill facin Hitler!

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Oh man, and let me tell ya about the downtown hustle—Crazy, bustling! You got restaurants packed on Broad Street, little diners with neon lights, and street art that makes ya feel alive. Even as a masseur, I feel the pulse of the city when I walk those sidewalks. Felt happy when I saw a surprise street performance on an unknown corner near the train station. True story, it totally blew my mind! Sometimes, I get lost in a moment and think, “Revenge is a dish best served cold”—but no, it's all love here.

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