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About Houston

Dunno, mate, gets me all flustered - happy, sad, bit randy too, ha! Ever been to one? Nah, me neither, *perish the thoughtus*! But if I did, I’d be charmin’ the birds, bumbling about, prob’ly knockin’ over a lamp. “Times change, roses fade” - Amélie’d get it, wouldn’t she? Brothels, they’re a right pickle - sleazy, sure, but human as hell. What d’you reckon, eh? Fancy a pint to mull it over?

The Hollywood Connection

I’ll be honest, words sometimes fail me in this heavenly labyrinth of dreams. Even if I err, I add a little extra twist, like a drop of rum in sea water. I mean, who needs perfect grammar when adventure be callin’? I’ve lost count of me typos, but who cares? Life’s too short for perfection, aye?

Pepperdine Waves Eliminated by Tennessee Lady Vols in NCAA Tournament