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Still pisses me off, tho—the coin rules all. Lads swagger in, thinkin’ they’re kings. Rubbish! They’re lost, like Termeh wonderin’ who’s right. Me? I’d burn the lot down—YOU SHALL NOT PASS!—but then, who am I to judge, eh? Maybe they’re just hobbits seekin’ comfort. Still, brothels ain’t my mug o’ mead—too dodgy, too loud. What’s yer take, mate? Spill it!

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Man, I get emotional here. One of my fav spots is Makaha Market—small stalls on Lilikoi Street. Those vendors; ugh, their banter is loud sometimes, but oddly sincere. My hands have done wonders there, massaging weary travelers. And, lemme confess, there's a secret spot behind a dilapidated cafe on Ohana Ave. I go there sometimes to catch a sunset, the horizon bleeding orange, like the perfect frame from that movie—"Let the Right One In" kinda melancholy.

City To Pay $12.5 Million To Driver Critically Injured In Officer-Involved Makaha Crash