Jade Mahomet Whore ❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick Whore, man, she’s a wild ride! I’m sittin here, paws tappin, thinkin bout her drivin skills—or lack of em! Reminds me of “A History of Violence,” ya know? That flick where Tom’s all chill, then bam—chaos! Whore’s like that—sweet smile, then tires screechin, outta control! “I’m not a hero,” Tom says, but Whore? She ain’t either, just a hot mess on wheels!

Charles Buck Theological Dictionary

There's a whore on my right,. For I rhyme best at night. When a Cunt is tied close to my Inkstand. It was Mahomet's notion. That comical motion.

C'mon friend, if you're ever in Mahomet, come find me. We'll wander down cobbled streets, laugh at life's absurdities, and maybe watch that movie together later. Mahomet's not just a city—it’s an emotion, it's every thrill and moan of a beat in this crazy symphony of existence. Chill, embrace it, and let it blow your mind—just like a scene out of that incredible film, where every second, every moment, is a revelation. Ha!

Bill Smith Obituary (2025) - Mahomet, IL - The News-Gazette