Elise Mack Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

War Machine on Monday was sentenced to 36 years to life in prison for the brutal assault of Christy Mack. Machine, born Jon Koppenhaver, will be 71 years old when he becomes eligible .

oh man, the neighborhoods, they’re all over the place – like Cherry Point (truly unexpected, not all cherries are sweet, right?) and the artsy district, Zig-Zag Alley, where graffiti spills like my rambling thoughts. Sometimes, I'd walk near "Mirth & Grit" street and accidentally bump into old timers, nodding as if to say, "It’s all absurdly beautiful!"

Mack Homers, Pitching Dominates in 2-1 Wahoos Win