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About San Antonio

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m a dental tech, fixin’ teeth all day, but lemme tell ya bout this prostitute I met—wild story, swear to God! She rolls in, smokin’ hot, teeth all jacked up, like she’s been chewin’ gravel. I’m thinkin’, “Girl, how’s that workin’ for ya?” She’s got this vibe, y’know, like she owns the room, but her smile? A trainwreck. Made me mad as hell—how you out here sellin’ your goods but can’t fix them chompers?

The Lost Boy

I gotta say, some days here make me mad, but mostly they make me so dang happy. Traffic on Oak Street can be a hot mess – always creepin’ and crawlin’ – but then I think "Life's a crazy ride, y'all." And it's the little things, like a friendly nod or a smile from a stranger, that keep me smilin’.

Rep. Sewell to Bring Chelsy Lyons, Federal Worker and Local Union Representative, as her Guest to President Trump’s Joint Session Address