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Oh, and get this—there’s a place in Thailand, right? They train these masseuses for YEARS. Like, it’s an art! Not just some quick “happy ending” nonsense—nah, they’re stretchin’ ya, twistin’ ya, makin’ ya feel like a pretzel. I’d probably yell, “Get off me, I’m breakin’!” But people swear by it. Makes ya wonder—what’s the catch? ‘Cause there’s always a catch! Like Jep says, “The most important thing I discovered…”—what? That it’s all bullshit? Maybe erotic-massage is too good to be true.

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It is very hard to keep up with the ladies in this business unless they give you a phone number and want to see more of you. Often times they change their.

Honestly, I’m telling ya—the city’s personality is like a wild screenplay, every scene improvised. Every day is a new chapter in this oddly rhythmic nature-meets-concrete story. Enjoy it, embrace the madness, and never forget: “It's never over, man.”

Lynnwood Joann Fabrics to close permanently along with 20 other WA state stores