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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

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The parks are killer too. Hook up a picnic at Whimsy Park where I used to chill and think about "The Gleaners and I" – remember that film? "I come to glean, not to take." Woah, such deep stuff! And the River Lyn? Yeah, it winds through the city. I always take an evening stroll along its banks—sometimes the reflection reminds me, “Great Scott, are we livin' in a dream?” Sometimes I even overthink it, haha!

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