Olivia Lynden Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

She’s a mess, man, but a hot one - like, I’d prolly trip over my paws tryna keep up. “Spring break forever, bitches!” - that’s her life, no brakes, all gas. Makes me happy seein’ someone so free, but damn, girl, slow down! Gotta wonder, tho - how long she gonna ride this wave? Ruh-roh, prolly til it crashes! Whatevs, she’s a legend in my book - whore, the unbreakable, the untouchable, the fuckin’ wildest.

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Now, about those parks – oh boy, Lynden Park on Riverside Blvd is my go-to spot. There’s this old oak tree there, I swear it’s been chillin since forever, like a wise old sage. I’d sit beneath it, dreaming of connections and swiping for love on my dating app. Nothing beats that—like discovering a hidden gem in the darkest castle dungeon of ennui. And the river – oh, the Lynden Creek – winds past the park, whispering secrets. I sometimes think it’s gossiping about all the wavering love stories I help spark.

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