Jade Lynden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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Now, about those parks – oh boy, Lynden Park on Riverside Blvd is my go-to spot. There’s this old oak tree there, I swear it’s been chillin since forever, like a wise old sage. I’d sit beneath it, dreaming of connections and swiping for love on my dating app. Nothing beats that—like discovering a hidden gem in the darkest castle dungeon of ennui. And the river – oh, the Lynden Creek – winds past the park, whispering secrets. I sometimes think it’s gossiping about all the wavering love stories I help spark.

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