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Now, I bloody love “Amour”—that Haneke flick from 2012. Georges and Anne, old as dirt, clingin’ to love while death’s knockin’. Sexual-massage ain’t just bonkin’ with extras, nah—it’s intimacy, like in that film. “How do I deal with suffering?” Georges asks, carin’ for Anne. Me? I’d say a good rubdown’s the ticket—eases the soul, mate! Back in Soviet days—little known fact—some underground spas in Moscow offered “special massages” for the elite. Nudge nudge, wink wink—KGB probably got discounts!

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Man, I sometimes feel like my brain is a spiral of ideas. Relaxation specialist or not, Lucerne-Valley (us) jives different. I laugh ‘bout my own scatter-brained rants – feels real, feels life. Each corner here screams authenticity. And hey, like that jazzy line from The Return, “Life is a fleeting moment, man.” I keeps that in my soul every time I wander these streets, sometimes missin’ my own way—oops, wrong turn, haha!

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