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About San Antonio

Folks, lemme tell ya bout this car—whore, I mean, hear me out. Been teachin’ drivin’ for years, seen it all, but this one? Hoo boy. Picture this—shiny, sleek, purrin’ like a cat, but oh man, she’s trouble. Reminds me of *A Prophet*, y’know, that flick I love—Malik, he’s all “I’m learnin’ the ropes,” but whore? She’s the ropes, twistin’ ya up! Here’s the deal—she’s a Dodge Viper, ‘96, cherry red, screamin’ “look at me!” like some punk kid showin’ off.

Frequently asked Questions

Loveland is, like, chill AF. I mean, there's plenty of parks – the Riverfront Park by the Big L River is my fave. Its winding paths are perfect for deep meditative walks where I even mull over my clients’ drama. I don’t know, sometimes life is, like, literally a movie, right? And the river? OMG, it's just, like, so soothing. You can even see reflections of the city lights in the water, all fleeting and elusive, kind of like those hidden secrets, if you know what I mean.

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