Penelope Los Osos Whore ❤️

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Okay, so, I’m chattin’ with ya like you’re my bestie—whore’s got history, ya know? Back in old Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf, and the gals howled for cash, ha! Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my Nanny laugh here—HA-HA-HA—‘cause it’s nuts! Imagine some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin’ in, thinkin’ he’s slick. Whore’s been around forever, hon, slingin’ sass and survivin’. That’s what gets me—resilience, baby!

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Mostly a residential community, Los Osos offers tourists a richly diverse region filled with a number of outdoor recreational options. Just two miles outside of town, Montana de Oro State .

And thhe food – oh, lool, don't get me started. Some nights, I grab a bite at a dive spot on Cedar St, where spicy tacos and weird-ass fries remind me that life’s sweet imperfections are perfect. I freakin’ love it.

Los Osos baseball team routs Chino Hills in Baseline League action