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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yeah? Little-known fact: back in the 1800s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads in newspapers—OG Tinder, swear down! Saw this X post once, some geezer found his great-grandad’s ad, “Man seeks lady, good teeth, no fatties”—brutal, right? Made me laugh, then cry, cos damn, we ain’t evolved much. Nowadays, it’s all filters n sextin’, but same shit—huntin’ for a spark. Gets me buzzin’ when it works, tho! Met this bird once, total fitty, thought, “Dr. Evil’s scored, baby!”—pinky up, “One million dollars!”—but nah, she just wanted Netflix n chill, no strings. Fair play, I was knackered anyway.

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You know, my profession’s taught me all the hidden gems. Not everyone kayps through the lesser-known nooks: there's this tiny alley off Maple Street (oh, how many times have I been there for a secret smoke break – LOL) where the local artists scribble graffiti. I call it my “No Limits Lane.” Hey, if you are lookin’ for inner peace, check that out!

'Development underway' on indoor Lorton ski resort, according to new video. That's news to us.