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So, Bob Harris—y’know, Bill Murray’s mopey ass from the movie—he’s stumblin’ round Tokyo, jet-lagged, sad, and bam, I see him accidentally hirin’ a call girl thinkin’ she’s just a karaoke buddy. “This is not karaoke!” I’d yell, snortin’ into my latte. Real talk, tho, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza—tho some say it’s close now with apps. Back in ’03, when Sofia dropped this gem, ya had to WORK for it—street corners, shady bars, whispers. Now? X posts got ads like, “Lonely? DM me, $200/hr.” Wild, right?

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I been here years, sometimes too many typos in my head like, ohhhh my god, shit, forgot them lines, but that's life, bruh. And seriously, if you’re up for an adventure or a chill day talkin’ street tales, hit up Shadow Park near Oak & Main. Best secret dodge of the hustle. That alley's got character – a vibe only the realest souls feel.

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