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About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

Inside Monty Don's rustic farmhouse kitchen at beloved Tudor home with wife Sarah

The local park, River Bend, is my fav spot. This place has the Mystic Mill river flowing by, lookin just magical on sunny days. I remember this one time, I sat on a bench, thinking about love and life and boom – a dog wearing a goofy hat ran by! I was like, “Great Scott, what a moment!” It still cracks me up.

Fundraiser at Jersey Mikes in Longmeadow supports Be Like Kat charity