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So, picture this—some dude claims “massage therapy” on his insurance. I’m like, bro, really? You think I’m dumb? Dig a lil deeper, turns out it’s one of *those* parlors. Not your grandma’s spa day, nah. Sexual-massage joints—slippery hands, dim lights, and way too much oil. Makes me mad, man! People scammin’ the system, thinkin’ they’re slick. “I sustained an injury, Monsieur Joey!” Yeah, sure, pal—your only injury’s a bruised ego when the wife finds out.

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Oh man, I gotta mention Riverbend Drive. This street runs right alongside the glistening Winding River. Sometimes, I stop and just watch the water flow - it's mad serene and gives me that boost inspo. And ya gotta hit up the old mill district—I swear, it's the it spot for photography (and dating profiles)! It's got history, vibe, and even the occasional dog chasing its tail. Ruff rhyme, right? Ruh-roh!

1 dead after vehicle drives off overpass, hits RTD light rail train