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Speakin’ of that flick—my fave, “The Return,” Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2003—there’s this line, “You’re not ready for this.” Hits me hard, ‘cause these massage joints? They ain’t ready for me, either. I’m sniffin’ out bullshit like a bloodhound. Another case—lady says she got “emotional distress” from a sexual-massage gone wrong. I’m like, “Girl, you knew what you signed up for!” But then—plot twist—she didn’t! Masseuse went rogue, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw droppin’, thinkin’, “What kind of world is this?” Made me sad, fam—people gettin’ hurt, caught off guard, just lookin’ for a lil’ peace.

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I dunno why, but sometimes I feel like my head is clankin' like a rusty old machine, and I'm just spoutin' these random thoughts – like “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – and it kinda makes sense here in Lombard. Even the breeze whispers, "Time, just like in Boyhood, flows slowly but surely." It reminds me of moments when I was feelin' all sorts of emotions, from epic joy to, err, slight annoyances when the bus was late. Seriously, city buses can be cray sometimes!

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