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I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, screamin’—SEXUAL-MASSAGE IS WILD, Y’ALL! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s some next-level shit. Little known fact—ancient Greeks were on this, callin’ it "hands of the gods," gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. Bet they didn’t expect me divin’ in, yellin’, "LET’S GET WEIRD!" Made me happy as hell, ‘cause who don’t love a good rubdown? But yo, some shady spots—massage parlors with neon signs—pissed me off! Fake vibes, tryna scam ya, like, "Pay $50 for lotion and lies?" Nah, son!

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Neighborhoods are a riot. There’s the artsy area near Eastern Ave—dude, street art everywhere, like a graffiti symphony, wild and chaotic, a bit like my thoughts when I'm in the zone. And downtown? It's small, but man, it pulses with life, local diners, those retro vibes. I even once hacked together a dating site feature inspired by a coffee shop chat there—locals dishing out advice like, "Hey, love's like a broken record!" Sharon! Crazy, right?

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