Jasmine Littleton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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I’m telling ya, it’s a shnapy city! One day, while massaging on Denio Rd, I overheard a couple say, "That’s realll the vibe!" It made my day, kinda, and I felt, "maybe here's paradise!" Life is a kaleidoscope, breathtakin and full of, dare I say, fantstic surprises, suuuuper true in Littleton (us)!

Littleton residents divided on proposed zoning change