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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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Hey buddy, listen up—I gotta tell ya 'bout Litchfield (us). I'm that relax-specialist livin’ here, and let me tell ya—it’s like a secret agent’s retreat, suave and all that. Streets twisting past century-old houses and cobbled sidewalks remind me a bit of "Spirited Away"—"A river of memories flows through here," you know? Shaken, not stirred, like Bond himself on a mission.

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