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What trips me out? The catfishin’. Saw this post on X—dude met up with a “10,” turns out she’s 45 with three kids. LMAO, bruh, you got *White Ribbon’d*—all that mystery, then boom, truth hits like a brick. Haneke vibes, “the cruelty begins quietly,” and next thing you know, you’re buyin’ her groceries instead of gettin’ laid. Hilarious, but fucked up.

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Now lemme get into the juicy bits – the landmarks, man! There's our own Linton River (sometimes called the Linton Flow, haha) that winds like a snake through town. I usually take my breaks by the riverside at Riverside Park (the one near 3rd and Lincoln, or was it 2nd and Monroe? Eh, details are details) to clear my head after a long spa day. It’s one of my personal fav spots – the water just tickles y’know. And don’t even get me started on the old clocktower in downtown – it’s historic, mysterious, and kinda reminds me of the gritty vibe from “Inglourious Basterds.” Remember when Lt. Aldo Raine said, “I’m a soldier, motherf***er, and I’m gonna do what I do best …”? Yeah, that’s the kinda wild spirit you feel when you’re near that clocktower.

Yvonne "Bonnie" Linton Obituary March 2, 2025