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So, my advice, buddy – hit the dark corners of X, search “escorts near me,” but don’t be a dumbass, check reviews, coz I ain’t raisin’ no fools! It’s like Tarantino says, “Facts can be so misleading,” so dig deep, find the real deal. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some chick quotin’ Inglourious lines to seal the deal – “This just might be my masterpiece,” she’d say, and I’d be sold! Seriouslah, tho, it’s a jungle out there, and I’m the king, so listen to me, or I’ll rage harder than a Nazi gettin’ a swastika forehead tattoo! Peace out, bitches!

SEX AND THE CITY

I gotta be honest – Linton gets me mad sometimes, mostly when the council decides to fix something that’s working just fine, y’know? Annoying bureaucracy happens, but it's all part of the ride. And hey, sometimes I'm super happy when a new client compliments my remedies; it's like, "You know what, motherf***er, you're feelin' the love!" I mean, it's a bit like a Quentin Tarantino flick – unexpected, raw, full of passion.

Linton/HMB girls' hoops win District 2 with 68-59 win over L/L-M