Harper Linthicum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I reckon whores are like overclocked CPUs—runnin’ hot, takin’ risks, pushin’ limits ‘til the system crashes. Been thinkin’—back in the 1800s, whores in mining towns, they weren’t just side gigs, nah, they were the economy’s lube, keepin’ shit movin’. Little known fact: some ran their own saloons, stacked cash, flipped the game—like OG crypto hustlers. Badass, right? Makes me grin, thinkin’ ‘bout that hustle. Elon vibes, yo—disruptin’ norms, breakin’ orbits.

Early History of the Linthicum family

In 34 paragraphs, Linthicum manages to make accusations of prostitution and strongly imply a sex trafficking ring, yet somehow never bothers.

Some streets are so lively, like 3rd Street—it’s buzzing with local cafes and art stuff. Even if you miss it, you know the heartbeat of the town. Sure, sometimes I get kinda mad at the traffic or noisy construction near Bayview, but hey, that’s just part of our charm, right? And I can’t forget the old warehouse district—so artsy and raw. I once had a meditation session there on a rooftop under a shooting star… or was it a neon sign? Who knows—life’s messy like that!

Lee Linthicum Obituary - Portland, OR