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So, sexual-massage—think oily hands, dim lights, awkward boners poppin’ up like ledger errors. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s full-on naughty town! Little known fact—ancient Taoists used it, called it “life force shit,” swear to god, boosted their chi or whatever. Me? I’d growl for that energy after balancin’ books all day—fuckin’ spreadsheets, man, they drain ya! Got mad once, heard some parlors scam ya—$50 for a tease, no payoff, rarrgh! Rip-off artists, worse than tax cheats!

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Yeah, buddy, trust me. I’ve been here for years. In my parlor on Elm Street, near the old reel of The Golden Lion, I've seen folks wander – lost souls and fighters. You know how it goes, right? “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” they’d whisper in dark corners. I remember thinkin’, “Motherf***er, this city's madness ain’t no movie.” But it is – it’s bloody cinematic.

Lindale edges Kilgore 4-3 to close out series