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What pisses me off? Liars on profiles! “6’2, ripped”—nah, you’re 5’8 and doughy. Don’t pee on my leg, bro, I ain’t blind! But when it works? Oh, I’m happy as Marlin findin’ Nemo—warms my cold, judgy heart. Surprised me too—some folks actually find love in that cesspool. Good for them, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch Nemo than deal with “u up?” texts at 2 a.m.

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R2-D2, where are you? I’m just spinnin’ around these local haunts: From the iconic North Avenue Beach (sanctuary for all chill souls) to the sparkling Chicago River cutting 'cross the scene, it's so surreal. I remember, like, one day a client spilled her secret on a massage table near this corner in "Old Town" (ok, not literally a table, lol) and I was like, "R2-D2, where art thou?" It was a mix of panic and awe – pure emotional rollercoaster!

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