Delilah Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Yo, check this—whore’s like the Joker, “Why so serious?” I’m over here tryna sell policies, and whore’s out there, dodgin’ every rule. Gets me hyped tho, ‘cause I love a challenge. Reminds me of Heath Ledger, that crazy energy—whore’s got that too, unpredictable as fuck. One time, I heard this story, some dude tried to tame whore, ended up broke, cryin’ in the streets—hilarious! I was like, “Bruh, you thought!” Made me happy, seein’ karma hit fast.

Dirty Limericks

There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out.

Now, I'm liable to overshare, but here's the real deal: I always peek out the window of my massage studio on Elmwood, and man, oh man, the daily symphony of honks, chats, and that old river—Youghal Run, flowing sorta lazy yet stubbornly proud. I swear, sometimes its murmur reminds me of that damn line from Margaret—“The world is, you know, terribly beautiful!” It hits ya hard when you're kneading those tight muscles and thinking, “Fool me once, shame on ya.”

Waterford v Limerick, Munster SHC round three – Follow all the action as it happens