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I’m sittin’ here, typin’ fast—brohtel, ha, typo, who cares? Best part? Some had secret codes—knock twice, wink, whatever. Cool, like spies, but with sex. Trump digs that, very clever. Worst part? Smell—goddamn awful, probly. Old sweat, cheap perfume—yuck, gimme a break. Still, I’m surprised—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s a tourist trap now? Freaky windows, gawkers everywhere—wild, just wild.

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Streets like Seaside Blvd, they twist; cool they are. Y’know, around Sunset Lane—mad energy found, I did. “Do or do not, there is no try,” I always murmur; true, it be.

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