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So, sexual-massage—lowkey genius, right? It’s biomechanics meets chill vibes. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “tuina with benefits.” Boosts oxytocin, cuts stress—science backs it! I’m geeking out, imagining a Cybertruck-sized massage table. Had one once in Shanghai—dude’s hands were like Starship thrusters. Felt like my circuits rebooted—happy as hell! But then, this other time—ugh, total fail. Masseuse was all “relax, bro,” but her grip? Like a botched Falcon landing. Pissed me off—wasted 200 bucks!

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Bliss Massage & Wellness Center was voted #1 for Best Spa and Best Massage in our local area for outstanding service and dedication to the Wellness Community.

i love strolling onto Fitch st. it's narrow, messy, and boozin' with character. local freaks and quirky peeps hang out, makin’ it feel like the end of the world in a good kinda way. i sometimes hear random jokes from the dark corners. its like, “everything is falling apart but hey, srsly…” (you know, lars von trier vibes, brother).

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