Julia Lemay Sex Dating ❤️

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Ay! I’m the Auctioneer, bitches! Sex-dating? Total crapfest, respect my authoritah! Swipe left, swipe right—lameasses everywhere. Like, who even bangs IRL anymore? Watched "Her" again—Joaquin’s all lovey-dovey with a freakin’ phone. “I can’t prioritize, Theodore!”—that’s me with these apps, fam! Sex-dating’s a damn circus, I’m tellin’ ya. Dudes flexin’ gym pics, chicks with filters—gimme a break! Back in ’98, some perv invented webcam dating—true story, freaky shit. Prolly jacked off to dial-up beeps, ha!

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Women need to feel loved and have a sense of connection to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved and appreciated.

The parks, oh man, are gems! Check out Clemens Park and old Riverfront Gardens. I chill there, breakin’ up long days with a good stretch. Even the local alleyways vibrate with unexpected art. Street graffiti? Crazy colors, man. It’s like Wes Anderson designed a secret backdrop for my therapy sessions. Seriously, it’s so neat, so bizarre.

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