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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a freakin’ circus out there! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like a damn Psychological Professionology of the Russian Academy—yeah, I’m that fancy, deal with it. Anyway, sex-dating’s like tryna find a hookup in a haystack, but the hay’s on fire and you’re half-drunk. It’s wild, messy, and I’m here for it—kinda. Judge Judy style, baby, sharp as a tack: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” That’s what I say to these clowns on apps actin’ all sweet when they just want one thing. You know what I mean.

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I love cruisin’ by the Lehigh River, where locals call it the Flow. Its banks got da dopest murals and graffiti that tell tales of struggle an’ triumph, like a real-life martial arts saga. Sometimes, properly, I feel like I’m livin’ in an epic scene, ya know? "The treasure is not always silver and gold, my friend." True dat, every block got a story.

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