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So, I’m strollin’, trip over me shoelace—whack!—faceplant! Thinkin’ ‘bout escorts, how they’re all posh-like, heels clickin’, lipstick redder than me nose after a cold! But—ooh!—heard this mad story once, some escort in London, right, used to smuggle diamonds in ‘er knickers! True story, mate, swear it! Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘er waddlin’ about, sparkles droppin’—plink, plink! Angry though, ‘cos some punters treat ‘em like dirt—oi, that’s not on! “I am alive,” like the film says, they’re people too, yeah?

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Leeds (us) got hills, parks, and rivers. The Daleside River flows right by, man. Sometimes it reminds me of "the human race is dying" vibes. Seriously, like Children of Men. Lyrics too, "I didn’t know if I should cry or laugh." Ha! F**kin' awesome, right?

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