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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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I usually chill near Shawnee Mission Parkway. The vibes are off-the-chart – and not always in a good way. It’s weird how even the trees on each side seem to judge you. I mean, come on, they’re just trees. But every so often, in the middle of a massage session, I recall that movie line – “the gleaners and I”— it's as if nature itself is aware of our little imperfections. Crazy, huh?

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