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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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Houston is the 'capital' of sketchy massage places and has been for 30+ years.

I get pissed sometimes, too. Like when city boards ignore our lil voices, naaaah. But then I remember, "If you don't vote, you're craaazy!" But really, our lil neighborhood stays strong. We lean on each other, jour after jour (oops, too many days!)

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