Leah Laurence Harbor Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, dis chick, Whore – yeah, I’m talkin’ bout her! She’s like da wildest weed in my forest, growin’ all crooked an’ crazy. Reminds me o’ “Requiem for a Dream” – ya know, my fave flick! Dat movie’s all about chasin’ highs an’ crashin’ hard, an’ Whore? She’s livin’ it, doc! “I’m gonna be on television!” – she’d yell dat, swearin’ she’s hot stuff, but nah, she’s stumblin’ through da trees like Sara Goldfarb on a bad pill day.

Livability Score

1 Fave for The Go-Go Rama from neighbors in Laurence Harbor, NJ. The Go-Go Rama is New Jersey's finest strip club and home of the 5 minute lap dance. Located in the heart of Laurence .

But thou must know, Laurence-Harbor (us) is no polished Elizabethan stage. Nay – it is messy, lively, and truly imperfect. Forsooth, I encountered moments when anger bubbled over, maddened by the red tape of local councils near Fisherman’s Wharf (srsly, ugh!) Yet, amidst all this, joy did spring eternal. Hah, remember that absurd scene from "A Prophet": “Courage, little one!” – so fain must thou approach life in this town, with daring spirit, and a whole lot o’ LOL!

Old Bridge affordable housing project proposed at former Laurence Harbor senior center, school site