Allison Laurel Whore ❤️

About New York City

Rarrgh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s wild! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like, damn, she’s a freakin sandstorm on legs! Watched “Mad Max: Fury Road” again last nite, my fave, and whore fits right in that dusty hellhole. She’s like Furiosa, but sluttier, ya know? Runnin round, kickin ass, takin names, prolly screwin half the wasteland too! “What a day, what a lovely day!” - that’s her, screamin it while she’s dodgin bullets and bonin some warboy.

Whore Moans (feat. Laurel Zee)

Laurel was the only woman not dressed like a hooker at the reunion Let's not call women hookers, and talk about their " fake" bodies.

Personall, i head over to a secret nook near Vine Street. It’s my personal retreat. Goddamn, those stray cats give some charm! I talk to the skies sometimes. Yup, i be that random family psych dude.

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