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I’d saunter up, all awkward, like, “Hey, uh, you workin’?” She’d laugh—*laugh*!—right in my face. “What’s a preacher want with me?” she’d say, and I’d be pissed, like, “Don’t stereotype me, lady!” But also kinda happy ‘cause she’s sharp—sharper than me, probs. Fun fact: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes were called “soiled doves”—ain’t that poetic? She’s a dove, I’m a dork, perfect match.

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Oh, and did ya know Laredo’s got them quirky roadside murals near Martin Luther King Blvd? They’re my go-to when I need a breather. Every time I jog there, I shout, “Wolf of Wall Street style, baby!” and then I random-ly shout “How you doin’?” at passersby, quick and dirty style.

Laredo Mini Con to host cosplay contest this May