Penelope Lapeer Whore ❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

November 26, 1929 — July 14, 2019

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Now, I got typos and trailin’ thoughts all over these scribbles—cuz life ain't perfect, and neither is my writin’ sometimes! I be screwin' up words like “amblance” instead of ambiance—Oops! But that's just life in Lapeer, chaotic yet soulful.

Fire crews contain fire at Lapeer apartment