Abigail Lapeer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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Words and phrases that almost rhyme with lapeer: ( results) whore, wire, wore, yore, you're, your. 2 syllables: abhor, abjure, abor, adar.

Lapeer ain't just a dot on the map to me—it's a home of heartaches, triumphs, and random moments of hilarity. It’s like, one minute you’re lovin’ the beauty of nature, next minute you’re all fired up 'bout a mess in the park. I tell folks, “Give a little love—and if that don’t work, throw in a little sass, halleluYEA!”

Students, staff in no danger after gun found in Lapeer High School parking lot