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So, I’m pokin’ around, right? Found this joint—hidden, sketchy, total back-alley gig. Guy walks in all twitchy, comes out floatin’ like he’s king of the freakin’ world. I’m thinkin’, what’s the scam? Dug deeper—turns out, it’s legal in some spots, but shady as hell in others. Little-known fact: back in the ‘20s, cops raided “massage parlors” thinkin’ they were bustin’ bootleggers—nah, just horny saps gettin’ kneaded! Laughed my ass off picturin’ that bust—prolly madder’n a wet hen when they saw no whiskey.

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So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Delco’s Lansdowne Theater’s reopening as a music venue has been delayed